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The online diary
started life as a blog of my strange 'other life' with the dog. I
wanted to record some of the experiences that I had as a first-time dog
owner. To access the archive, click on the appropriate month.
The most recent articles are listed
separately.
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welcome to send comments about any of the articles. Record your
comments via the Contact Me page.
BACK IN TRAINING
Tue 10 Jul 2007
After
Beattie had finished her season, I telephoned
AT to ask whether she may resume her training at Dog Club.
AT told me to give
Beattie a shower and then spray some of
A's perfume on her rear end to mask any 'seasonal odours' that might
excite the male dogs!
'What perfume does
A use?' enquired
AT.
'I can't remember, I'll have a look,' I
replied. I trotted through to the bedroom to find a bottle of Chanel
No. 5 on the dressing table.
'Right, give her a squirt of that up her
arse', AT ordered. 'That will mask any doggy scents!'
Well, I always do what
AT tells me when it comes to
Beattie, so I obeyed her command. When
A
came home from work and I told her what
AT had said, she nearly hit the roof!
'You are not spraying my expensive
perfume on
Beattie.'
A was very firm about this. What a pity it was too late!
Training went very well that evening
despite the fact that I had done very little with her for the past few
weeks due to her season and the fact that
Beattie and I were in the Lake District. Only one of the dogs
showed any interest in her, which showed that despite the expensive
camouflage, the odour of 'I'm still interesting, come and get me' could
beat anything I could find to fool the other canines.
Now, why isn't that a surprise?
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Comment
from sablonneuse
Now you know what to buy Beattie for her birthday, some very strong perfume.
Comment
from Tracey Lilly
I won't ask whether A's perfume has the same effect
on you as it did with the other dogs and Beattie!
VISITING RELATIONS
Fri 13 Jul 2007
We were very kindly invited by
SH to accompany
Beattie when she went round to play with her mum and big sister.
P and
R have been round ours to play and
SH was returning the invitation.
SH brings her dogs past at least twice a day and she says that her
two always stop in the hope that they might see
Beattie.
It's always lovely to see them
together. P seems to derive particular pleasure from seeing her 'little one'
again - her whole body wags with delight!
R has just been mated for the first time and it was very funny to
watch her and
Beattie together.
R could not understand why
Beattie was not taking any 'interest' in her. R kept jumping round to display her back end, but
Beattie, of course, showed not the slightest interest apart from the
normal 'sniffing' ritual that all dogs perform on meeting. The apparent
'rejection' made
R even more frantic and it caused great amusement to observe her
efforts to persuade
Beattie to cooperate!!
All this permissive behaviour left
Beattie nonplussed and she soon tired of the attention and curled up
on
A's lap and went to sleep!
Meanwhile, the adults enjoyed a BBQ and
a bottle of wine before we took
Beattie home for an early night. We were rather concerned that she
might become even more of a tart than she already is!
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Comment
from sablonneuse
Didn't R realise that Beattie was a girl? I
know boy dogs are famous for having a go at peoples' legs etc but I'd
have thought the females of the species would know the difference!
R is only two and it is her first mating. I guess she was still rather
excited by the attention and thought that any dog would do! derek
BARKING MAD!
Mon 16 Jul 2007
It doesn't take very much to wind up
Beattie!
Lately, the cat next door has been
honing his skills of the perfect wind-up. Around ten o' clock in the
evening,
Beattie goes outside for the last time before bed. She is supposed
to be relieving herself, but, of late, she has been having a fine time
running around the garden barking madly! Of course, it is getting dark
so it took a while to discover what was making her so excited.
It was
Billy, the next door cat, who lives an outdoor life, according to
the neighbours. I spotted him last week walking very slowly and
deliberately along the fence at the back of our garden.
Beattie was jumping about following his stately progress getting
very agitated because she was quite unable to reach the cat or do
anything at all about her obvious taunting. We have a thick, prickly
hawthorn hedge in front of the fence, which abuts farmland. Many years
ago, I lined the fence with double thickness chicken wire to prevent the
cat that we had then from bringing us the local rabbits as tokens of her
affection!
Consequently, for the dog, the back
fence is as secure as Fort Knox! All of which she is finding very
frustrating and
Billy has learned that
Beattie is completely helpless and that all the dog does is bark!
Maximum enjoyment for very little
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Comment
from Tracey Lilly
Well, at least the neighbours can't complain at
Beattie's barking if it is their cat that is winding her up!
Comment
from sablonneuse
Hopefully Beattie enjoys the chance to leap up and down and bark at her
furry neighbour.
However, if you think she's frustrated at not beng able to get at a playmate
you could always have another dog!
FIRST ANNIVERSARY
Wed 18 Jul 2007
It was a year ago today that
Beattie arrived on the scene to change my life completely. Before
she arrived, I had been very neutral about dogs - could take them or
leave them - usually the latter.
Beattie changed my perspective completely. In fact, I almost regret
all the years of not owning a dog. Almost, but not quite as both
A and I were in full-time, demanding workplaces and it would have
been unfair to expect a dog to fit into this hectic schedule.
Now I am retired and up to a year ago
was quite happy to do some supply teaching whenever anyone asked. Now,
the most I will do is a half-day as I need to get back to
Beattie to spend 'quality time' with her.
What a difference she has made!
Everything I do has to fit in around
Beattie and her needs. All has to be planned like a military
operation. But the pay-off has been wonderful with a constant, faithful
companion. She has made me go out and walk every day - which I love -
but now there is a purpose to it. It's amazing how people will stop and
talk when you have a dog by your side. And, of course,
Beattie is perfect as she is so affectionate and greets strangers
enthusiastically, which is a very endearing quality. Mind you, not all
'strangers' are keen on this canine interest. You have to exercise
caution!
It was all so different a year ago
today. Then I was very nervous about accepting the responsibility of
this helpless creature. But it did not take her very long to settle in
and become part of our family. I kept a diary of those first few
weeks. I dug it out yesterday and read about that first day again ...
'I collected
Beattie from
SH at 11.30 as arranged. Lesson One was for her to learn where to
widdle!
AT had said that I should decide where she should perform and take
her to her 'spot' and wait. All very well in theory, but things did not
quite work out that way.
A and I had decided to train her on concrete as it would be easier
to clear up and we would not get all those brown rings on the lawn! ...
... I carried her to the shed where I
attached her collar and lead (with difficulty). She did not like these
restraints at all and started to pull away. I had to bend down to
reassure her and then I waited. And waited. It was a very hot day and
stuck between the shed and garage, it was even hotter. At least
Beattie was in the shade. At intervals she whined and tried to get
free, but eventually, she resigned herself to her position and went to
sleep! Obviously I was getting nowhere and decided to take her inside.
I gave her some food and drink. She ate some of the food before walking
over to the fridge to relieve herself! Well, that was not part of the
plan! ...'
A year on and how things have changed
since those first tentative days. After the first few weeks, she
settled down and now I really cannot imagine life without her. Every
day is a joy! Back
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Comment
from sablonneuse
Ah, how lovely. Happy anniversary to you both and
Beattie. I have to agree she is a joy to meet and I hope you'll get her
passport organised and bring her over on holiday here.
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