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The online diary
started life as a blog of my strange 'other life' with the dog. I
wanted to record some of the experiences that I had as a first-time dog
owner. To access the archive, click on the appropriate month.
The most recent articles are listed
separately.
You are most
welcome to send comments about any of the articles. Record your
comments via the Contact Me page.
RAZOR BLADES?
YUMMY!
Mon
08 Oct 2007
Last week,
Beattie was in one of her awkward moods. She wouldn't settle, even
after a long walk, and she did not see why I should be allowed to work.
She tried the usual strategies (see
Communicating) without any success. I refused to be wound up by her
antics. As I wanted peace and quiet I had even let her into the 'Holy
of Holies' to sleep on the bed!
Instead of
enjoying the privilege, she decided to rummage in the shower and
discovered a new chewing toy -
A's razor!! It is one of those twin blade plastic razors and I was
suddenly aware of its existence when there was a loud cracking noise
coming from the hall.
Imagine my
horror when I realised that
Beattie had been steadily chomping her way through the head of the
razor, including the twin blades! Hurriedly, I retrieved the mangled
remains of the razor and prised her jaws apart, convinced I was going to
see a mouthful of blood!
Amazingly,
everything looked normal, so then I examined the razor to see if any
slithers of the blade could be lodged on her mouth. Although it was
well chewed, the blades still looked intact! I heaved a huge sigh of
relief. It looked as if she had not done herself any lasting damage.
No expensive trips to the vet were required today. Back
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Comment
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sablonneuse
She certainly gave you a scare there. is she paying you back for
leaving her in he kennels???
CONKERS!
Fri 12
Oct 2007
On our walk
today,
Beattie and I passed a horse chestnut tree still in full leaf.
Nothing unusual in that, you might think, but this tree was still full
of very ripe conkers just about bursting from their green, spiky cases.
In past years,
it would be very lucky if any horse chestnut tree was still hanging on
to its fruit at this time of year. Nature's harvest is the prize
waiting for myriad small boys brave enough to shin up into the topmost
boughs to recover the coveted treasure.
How many times
does one see a small group of hopefuls standing under a horse chestnut
waiting for conkers to fall when various missiles are thrown up into the
canopy? More often than not, gravity brings the projectile down on to
the heads of the watchers below!
Why is this
time-honoured custom not being enthusiastically re-enacted this autumn?
Simply because the game of conkers has been banned in most British
schools on health and safety grounds! We cannot have the poor children
putting themselves in mortal danger from the flying remains of a
defeated party!
What's happened
to our society when children cannot amuse themselves with the innocent
pursuits of childhood? How many generations of youngsters have played
and survived this dangerous sport? Wrap 'em up in cotton wool and allow
no risk-taking. No child must be out of sight for longer than the blink
of an eye of its over-weaning parent!
My heart sinks
when I hear of the suffocating, over-protective lives of the children of
this country. They are like dogs on short leads. Never allowed to run
free. What sort of childhood is that?
Conkers should
not still be on the trees! Back
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Comment
from sablonneuse
It is a shame, but why can't parents teach children the fun of
playing conkers? My grandad always took an interest in teaching me
how to do it and I can remember stringing them with my children.
Perhaps the parents are too busy working! derek
Comment from Tracey Lilly
Don't schools allow them to play with safety goggles!
Gosh I remember how the playground at Woodlands was covered with bits of
broken conker up until October half term.
No, I don't
think it's the children. The school has banned conkers on 'health and
safety' grounds! derek
BEATTIE'S 214
CHALLENGE
Sun
28 Oct 2007
We were back
from the Lakes this week. Unfortunately, we had to cut the trip short
as
A was having trouble with a tooth which had to be extracted, so
Beattie and I came home early.
We had five good
days walking and climbed another twelve fells. Beattie has climbed 69
fells this year - her first fellwalking season. This is just about one
third of the fells known as 'Wainwrights' after the 214 fells described
by Alfred Wainwright in his seven Pictorial Guides. I have now climbed
175 of these fells, 41 this year.
The highlight of
the week was our walk to the summit of Low Fell in the western Lakes.
For the most part, the ascent was along a grassy track which led gently
up to the summit. When we arrived at the top we were rewarded by
superlative views of Crummock Water and the surrounding fells. My photo
does not really do justice to that wonderful view.
On another day,
I had planned a walk to climb four fells, one being Base Brown, which
was a single fell in a group that I had not yet climbed. To make a day
of it I planned a circular walk to take in three other fells that
Beattie had not climbed. We started off in sunshine although I
could see that there was cloud on the highest tops, but not those that
we would be climbing. However, as can happen, the cloud dropped down as
we ascended to the first top on the round. By the time we stood by the
cairn on Grey Knotts, grey was a good description of our surroundings!
We battled on to the summit of Brandreth, the mist getting thicker and
conditions more unfriendly by the minute. When the summit cairn
appeared out of the gloom, I decided to retreat and tackle Base Brown
another day! We retraced our steps and descended to Honister Pass. We
had dropped down out of the cloud by this time and it being past lunch
time, I found a suitable rock to sit and munch my ham and pickle
sandwiches, helped as always by
Beattie, who is always up for the ham filling even laced with sweet
pickle. She is not fussy!
Considering the
lateness of the year, we had some lovely autumn weather on the other
days, often misty, but with enough warm sun to burn off the cloud by
mid-morning. The conditions were just about perfect for walking and we
made the most of our five days there.
With another 39
fells to climb in my own 214 Challenge, I am hopeful that I might finish
the task by the end of next year. By then,
Beattie should be well on course for completing her own challenge!
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Comment
from sablonneuse
You certainly look fit Derek! All that walking must be very good
for both of you. Hope A's
tooth problem is sorted.
She is still off work, Sandy. A now has trouble with another tooth
that has cracked. She is slowly falling to pieces! derek
Comment from Tracey Lilly
What a lovely way to spend a week.
Are the Owls going to meet in Xmas hols?
We had a superb week of walking in lovely weather. Don't know any firm date
for Owls, Tracey. I think Liz has been 'up to her eyes' and beyond in work
lately! I'll have a chat. derek
IN THE DOG HOUSE!
Tue
30 Oct 2007
Beattie was very badly behaved today. It happened at lunchtime. I
made
A her lunch as she is still off work because of her tooth trouble.
All she wanted to eat was some bread and Marmite as it is easy to chew!
I carried the plate of bread and Marmite through to the lounge and set
it down on the arm of the chair and called
A through from the conservatory.
My eyes had only
left the plate for a few moments, but it was enough time for the dog!
When I turned back and looked at her her nose was uncomfortably close to
the plate!
'Get away from
there!' I ordered. She turned to face me, rather startled at my tone of
voice. When I looked at her all I noticed was the half slice of bread
protruding, guiltily from her chops! In another second, the bread had
disappeared completely, with no chewing!
'Beattie!' I yelled, even louder.
A had just come through the door, and, sizing up the situation,
grabbed
Beattie before she could escape and dumped her in her crate for a
'time out'!
Naughty girl! She
was literally in the dog house today! Back
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Comment
from sablonneuse
Can you blame a dog for being attracted by marmite? One of our cats
can smell mince. I only have to unwrap it and she appears. She eats
it raw. Yuk!
Beattie regards a cow pat as a delicacy, so I am not really
surprised she ate marmite. The real surprise was that she snaffled
it off a plate practically in full view of me! derek
That proves a point about marmite; you either love it or hate it.
Well,
that's true. Perhaps I should contact the company and put
Beattie in their next advertising campaign! derek
Comment from Tracey Lilly
Hope Alison's tooth gets better soon.
Tracey
Definitely on the mend now, thanks. derek
Comment from
Gary
Derek - that sounds familiar, Tim our collie was very much the same when we
got him from the rescue centre, I remember Sheena chasing him round the
house with him having a large piece of chocolate cake in his mouth! I find
it hard to understand how Beattie could go for a piece of bread with marmite
on it, its horrible stuff.
Comment from
Joseph
I think your blog has a lot of good information on it. Thank you and God
bless Joseph
Thank you for your kind comments. I do my best with Beattie, but as you can
see, she keeps me on my toes! derek
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