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The online diary
started life as a blog of my strange 'other life' with the dog. I
wanted to record some of the experiences that I had as a first-time dog
owner. To access the archive, click on the appropriate month.
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WE'RE
BACK!
Mon 03 Sep 2007
We are back
online after a few weeks. We have spent the summer hols in the Lake
District, mainly walking the fells.
Beattie and I climbed 30 new fells including an exciting rock
scramble up Swirral Edge on to the summit of Helvellyn. This is one of
the highest mountains in the Lake District at 3118'. Our longest walk
involved 13 miles and 4500 feet of ascent around the Coniston fells -
quite magnificent walking.
Beattie enjoyed every minute, especially chasing the sheep as far as
she could on her extending lead. She nearly had my arm off on one or
two occasions!
We stay in our
caravan and it is definitely a case of 'doggy heaven' as she gets to
sleep on our bed! It's very difficult to prise her off the bed some
mornings. Then there are the extra treats. On a few occasions we went
to the local pub where the house speciality was 'lamb Henry' - a lamb
joint the size of a dinner plate.
Beattie had to have a 'doggy bag', which meant she was enjoying the
remainder of the meat for the next two or three meals! No wonder she
went off her dried food and refused to eat it. She was on strict
commons for a few days to get her good and hungry and eating again!
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Comment from Tracey Lilly
Glad you are back and had such a lovely time.
MISTAKEN
IDENTITY
Wed 05
Sep 2007
Overheard on one
of our walks in South Devon last week.
Young girl:
Mummy, what kind of dog is that? (Referring to
Beattie)
Mother: I think
it's an Old English sheepdog that has been shaved.
Howls of
suppressed laughter by the owners!!!! Back
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APRÈS
Harvest
Wed 05
Sep 2007
A day or so
after we returned from holiday, the combine was out in the field
harvesting the wheat crop and baling up the straw into those huge
cylinders leaving them dotted around in a haphazard fashion to be
collected later.
Beattie and I took advantage of the dry weather and the vast open
space on the wheat field to explore off-lead. It's amazing how many
creatures had died in that field, unseen until the combine exposed their
remains. They were just waiting to be discovered by
Beattie. As we roamed over the field, she would stop and inspect
something I could not see. I knew it was something disgusting when she
rolled over on her back and began to wriggle excitedly with her four
legs waving in the air! Each time I called her, but with no response.
The only thing to do was to drag her away and on to the next 'find'
which was achieved by pacing the ground nose down and concentrating. On
discovering another decomposing body the whole process would be
repeated!
What fun!
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Comment
from sablonneuse
Great to see you back and blogging. Sounds as though you all had a
wonderful time.
SERIOUS
TRAINING
Tue 11
Sep 2007
Beattie and I are back in training after our long summer holiday.
This coming weekend, we have an Obedience competition at an official
Kennel Club registered Dog Show! NO more mucking about. This is the
real deal!
Beattie has been entered for the lowest class - Pre-beginners and
also Beginners. Pre-beginners involved heel work, both on and off the
lead, a recall and two stays, a sit stay and a down stay.
Last week at Dog
Club,
Beattie was pretty useless and I stopped training her early as she
had totally lost concentration. This week, she was better, although she
could not manage to stay down during her stay.
AT was giving me a hard time as I kept leading off on the wrong
foot, kept moving my feet as crucial times when I was supposed to be
still and generally scaring the shit out of me. I'm sure I will be a
nervous wreck by Saturday! And
AT says, 'Enjoy it!'
Well, I will
practice her this week and then see how it goes. It is her first show
after all. Wish me luck!
Show report to
follow... Back
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Comment
from sablonneuse
Poor Beattie. It's as bad for her to come back to training as it is
for the children to go back to school after the summer holidays.
She's forgotten most of what she has learned before.
Anyway -Good Luck to you both.
NORFOLK EN
CHANCE
Mon 17
Sep 2007
Well, at least
the weather was very good for the Open Show this weekend. I had
telephoned
AT for last minute advice on Friday. The Show commenced at 9.30
a.m. and her advice was to arrive at 8.30. It was an early start as
Beattie had to be groomed before we left. Even if she didn't
perform well in the ring, at least she could look good!
The first task
on arrival is to book in your dog in the various classes it is
entering. I was entering
Beattie in the lowest class (Pre-beginner) as well as the Beginner
class where
AT said I should 'train'
Beattie. This means that the judge does not score your round, but
you use it as an opportunity for the dog to practise the exercises.
Beattie had been 'drawn' in Pre-beginners, which meant she had to
work in the first hour. She was second in the draw and I waited
apprehensively for my turn.
Beattie's body language did not give me cause for optimism. Her
head was down and she would not do any of her little 'tricks' used by me
to get her moving and motivated. She seemed to be overwhelmed by the
situation - a strange place full of excited dogs all hooked into their
handlers and ready to walk over hot coals if necessary!
Not so
Beattie! She wanted out and it seemed to me that there was very
little hope she would do anything. Then it was our turn. A little
Cavalier before us had worked enthusiastically and as we entered the
ring, a feeling of impending doom overcame me. I explained to the judge
that this was her first show and said that she may not do very much.
She didn't!
Beattie just stood with head bowed and did not even try to get into
the heelwork position. The judge suggested I pull on her collar and by
doing so managed to drag her into position to begin. Imploring her to
walk to heel we began the round, me dragging Beattie around the ring!
'Would she do a
recall?' the judge enquired. 'She might', I replied. I took off her
lead and sat her down next to me. 'Are you ready, handler?' asked the
steward. 'Ready', I replied. 'Last command,' said the steward.
'Beattie ... Recall ... Wait!' I bellowed at her, and walked slowly away
from her. When I turned around about ten metres away, I was amazed to
see she had done as I commanded.
'Beattie come,' I shrieked in a high-pitched, unnatural voice. To
my amazement, she stood up, ambled across the ring and sat in a perfect
present in front of me!
That was the
highlight of the round. She was supposed to do heelwork off lead, but
she refused to cooperate and in the end I put on her lead and thanking
the officials, I left the ring.
It was all
downhill from that point. I took her in the Beginner ring to do a
training round, but that was worse. This time she went to the steward
in the recall exercise. Mind you, that was because the steward called
out, 'Come on!' as she was moving slowly towards me, and immediately,
Beattie changed direction and homed in on the steward!
Still, we had
some good company as most of the other members of Dog Club were there
commiserating with me and saying that
Beattie was still very young.
During lunch,
RB told us an amusing story about a dog breeder who named one of her
puppies 'Norfolk en chance.' She entered the dog into Obedience
competitions for two or three years before the Kennel Club realised the
significance of the strange name and decreed that it should be changed!
I'll leave it to
you, dear Reader, to work it out for yourself. Suffice it to say, that
this weekend,
Beattie had 'Norfolk en chance!!'
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Comment
from sablonneuse
Sorry to hear Beattie didn't do as well as you wished but I hope
you all managed to enjoy at least part of it.
Must say I've never heard the expression 'en chance' and am
surprised people were not allowed to use it as a name for their dog.
Is it rude in translation then?
You
have to say the words quite quickly to get the effect - it's not
'drawing room language!' derek
Oh, I get it! There was I trying to find a translation. Silly me!
Heard
a similar story on the radio a few years ago, which was apparently
true. A chap joined a yacht club with a boat called 'Hoof Hearted.'
This name met with official displeasure and he was told that his
continuing membership of the club depended on him changing the name!
derek
Comment from Tracey Lilly
Perhaps Beattie just doesn't like doing as she is told - much rather
be rolling around in muck than prettied up for dog shows.
Better luck next time.
When are the Owls meeting next?
Well, Beattie is a terrier
- and female! No female likes being told what to do!!!!
No date for Owls as yet. I'll see Liz tomorrow and fix a date. derek
FOOTBALL STAR!
Wed
19 Sep 2007
Beattie has discovered football (or soccer, as our friends across
the pond call it). This came about last week when I retrieved a
football from the field at the back of our bungalow that one of our
small relations had accidentally kicked over a while ago.
I threw the ball
into the garden where it was immediately seized upon by Beattie who gave
a bark of joy and she set about dribbling the ball with her nose around
the lawn! Eventually, the ball contrived to get itself jammed under the
hedge and that was the end of the game except for some very excited
barking from the dog! I had never heard her bark like this. Was it
excitement or frustration at having lost the ball.
When I returned
to the garden, I picked up the ball and
Beattie immediately jumped round in mid-air as if to say, Throw the
ball to me, throw the ball to me!'
I did throw her
the ball and the barking recommenced at a furious rate! Soon, I took
the ball away and she just sat where she was. There was no doubt that
this was a very exciting game for her and to have it ended was totally
inexplicable to
Beattie! However, it is good training for her to realise that all
good things in her doggy world come from me!
The ball has
been out on a number of other occasions, and each time she becomes more
proficient, chasing the ball a bit longer around the garden.
This is her
favourite garden toy at the moment. On this form, she will have to be a
serious candidate for the England Ladies Football team!!
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Comment
from sablonneuse
Maybe she'd prefer to join a football team than go to dog shows. At
least she doesn't have to be shampooed and brushed before a game of
footie. Maybe afterwards though.
Comment from
Gary
Hi Derek - thanks for visiting my blog page, I know there's not much
there at the minute, but going to put weekly posts on there of all
of our walks, have just added our Loadpot Hill walk today.
As for Beattie playing with the football, it must be the same with
all dogs, as Tim my collie loves nothing better than chasing a ball
round on the lawn. He will run round barking and yapping all day if
we let him.
Gary
COMMUNICATING
Mon 24
Sep 2007
For a dumb
animal,
Beattie has developed a range of strategies in order to communicate
her needs to me. It's called 'Trying to get your own way!
No. 1 The Stare
When I am
engrossed in something, maybe working on the computer, reading a book,
watching television,
Beattie will come up very quietly, place her chin on my thigh and
stare unblinkingly at me until I look down and talk to her; usually to
ask her what she wants NOW! Of course she does not answer, but
continues to stare until I stop what I am doing and try to work out what
she wants: to play, to be fed, desperate and wants to be let outside...
No. 2 The Big
Hint
Another ploy
when I am taking no notice of her is for her to give me a big hint that
she wants to play by finding the appropriate toy and dropping it loudly
at my feet again and again until I have noticed she is desperate to play...
No 3 Direct
Action
If the above
strategies do not produce the desired effect, then things usually take a
turn for the worse as
Beattie will employ her 'Direct Action' method. This involves
finding things she knows she is not allowed to play with and bringing
them to me before running off with them to another room, the garden or
wherever, knowing that almost certainly it will evoke a response from me
(usually to chase after her to retrieve the stolen article). It could
be a tea towel, a J cloth, her bedding,
A's slipper (if I have left the bedroom door ajar), or, a real
favourite, a loo roll! The loo roll is a dead cert as it can be very
quickly shredded and left all over the back garden in seconds!! She
knows I will chase her for the loo roll. The problem is that it is
virtually impossible to get these things back without The Bribe - a
treat in exchange for the stolen item!
And
Beattie
has scored a 'double whammy' - grabbed my attention and a treat
into the bargain!
You'd think man
against dog would be 'no contest'. But
Beattie is very resourceful and it's amazing how many times she gets
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Comment
from sablonneuse
She has got you where she wants you but I bet you wouldn't have it
any other way. She is gorgeous - and she knows it.
Comment from Tracey Lilly
Not really a dumb animal then. I bet you can't resist those
doleful eyes.
Sandy
and Tracey
Your comments are right on the button! That's why we're not very
good at Obedience! derek
Comment from
Gary
Derek - I know exactly what you mean, my collie 'Tim' uses the first
two all of the time, but his version of direct action is to keep
nudging you with his nose until he get what he wants, this is
usually just as you are about to take a drink of tea, which ends up
everywhere!
Gary
WET PAINT
Thu 27 Sep
2007
If you have ever
seen the movie, 'Ring of Bright Water', then maybe you remember the
scene where Graham Merrill, having acquired an otter, has to accommodate
it in his London flat. This involves erecting makeshift fences and
obstructions to keep the otter in one place so as to minimise the damage
it does!
Well, it was a
bit like that scene in our hallway today! I was repainting the front
door and had to leave it open for the rest of the day.
Beattie would have been confined to the kitchen if I had not come up
with the idea of using a ladder and two garden chairs to block off her
means of escape!
It all worked
fine until
A came home and opened a bedroom door leaving
Beattie an escape hatch by neatly circumventing my home-made dog
barrier!
I was cooking
tea when
A suddenly shouted to me that
Beattie was in the front garden! The next stop was the road.
Quick-thinking
A soon coaxed her back with an extra-large treat!!
By then, the
front door was dry and I shut it firmly to prevent any more untimely
escapes. Phew! Back
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KENNELLED!
Fri 28 Sep
2007
Beattie has been taken to kennels today!
A and I are off to the Lake District today for the weekend. We are
attending the Wainwright Society Dinner with guest speaker, Bob Allen.
Sadly,
Beattie is not welcome and we have nowhere secure to leave her, so
she has been banished to kennels for the weekend. Ahhh!
She will miss
the Society walk, which is taking place on Saturday afternoon. This is
a walk on to Scout Scar just outside Kendal. Hoping to meet up with
some of the members we have met before and have a good chat!
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Comment
from sablonneuse
Oh I bet you are quite anxious. I'm the same about leaving the cats
in a cattery. We found a place where they were happy(ish) in England
and they used to go regularly. But they always sulked for a time
when we came home. We left them in a French cattery for a week when
we moved house and it was obvious they hated it and the twins lost
so much weight. I would never put them there again. Fortunately they
had Catherine and Richard to look after them while we were away this
time.
Comment from Tracey Lilly
I expect you will pine more than she does Is this the
Wainwright who writes the books about walking?
The very same Alfred Wainwright, author of the Pictorial Guides to
the Lake District.
derek
Our cats were really depressed after being left in a cattery for a
week. We've never left them in one since.
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